Wow!!!! I can't believe my luck! I've struck it rich without doing anything!!! Now I can travel the world in luxury!
I just got an email from Emad Yousef in Iraq. He smuggled $45 million dollars out of Iraq, and wants to give me $9.5 million for helping him................Wow, Emad is a hell of a guy!! He's my new BFF!!!!
If you're reading this, please don't mention my good luck to anyone else. Emad says we need to keep a low profile, so mum's the word. OK??.....SSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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